Post by Bert Cocaine on Nov 13, 2020 18:16:50 GMT -5
KURT COBAIN
WRESTLER'S STATS
Real Name: Bertram J. Michaels
In-Ring Name: Bert Cocaine
Nickname(s): If Any
Height:5 ft 11 inches
Weight:198 lbs
Hometown:Venice Beach
Billed From: Like, planet Earth man
Personality:He’s a very mellow guy. He’s always floating around in the background, observing people, a real wall flower. He’s down to Earth and can be very kept to himself. He’s not really an introvert because he is very sociable but he keeps his business to himself. A very low key soul. He tries to keep positive about everything, he doesn’t resort to insult but he believes in his wit. He wants nothing more than to be your friend but if you choose otherwise,he stays positive as much as he can. If someone insults his friends, he just tells them why his friends are great. Like any human-being he can be worn down but it still never results in name calling, just more and more research, figuring out his enemies weaknesses and insecurities and it’s using that to his advantage whether it be physically, emotionally or psychologically. Besides that, if you’re his friend than he’s a real guys guy. He can get what you want when you want it with no questions asked. He just expects the same decree from you. Be his friend, not his enemy.
Division: SCUM Gutter Crown Division (Angled)
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Notable Features: Medium blonde hair, bug eyed white lens sunglasses, housecoat, one of those Russian snow hats with the flaps
Ring Attire: full body black wrestling leotard with khaki shorts and one of his own wrestling shirts, probably converse shoes.
Entrance Attire: Refer to Notable Features
Ring Attire: full body black wrestling leotard with khaki shorts and one of his own wrestling shirts, probably converse shoes.
Entrance Attire: Refer to Notable Features
Pic Base:Kurt Cobain
WRESTLER'S IN-RING INFO
Alignment:Tweener, he wants to be a Face but he has an anything goes attitude, sometimes he might come off as Heelish
Gimmick: A drifter from the streets. He’s slowly built himself from nothing more than a junkie to a small kingpin and he’s somehow stumbled into wrestling as just another means for having a good time and maybe making a quick buck.
Wrestling Style: Kind of like one of those smaller wrestlers in ECW. Just kind of uses himself as the weapon like a Mikey Whipwreck or Spike Dudley. Lots of spam of smaller moves like DDTs and drop kicks to bigger opponents to take them down and a bit of a spot monkey.
Strategy: Anything to win. Anything. Kind of like an Eddie Guerrero, if he doesn’t get caught than it’s not cheating.
Taunts/Mannerisms: Any signature taunts they use?
Taunts/Mannerisms: Any signature taunts they use?
Strengths:Bert’s durability is his greatest strength. Because of his smaller size, he’s almost like a rodent. He can fall hard from high places and get up to dust himself off and come back for more. His stamina isn’t the greatest but he’ll goas far as his opponent is willing to take him.
Weaknesses: His lack of in ring psychology. He’s not a technician by any definition but he’s applying what he’s learning and his spirit his hard to break.
Also steel chairs, he probably doesn’t take too many of those on the daily.
Also steel chairs, he probably doesn’t take too many of those on the daily.
Entrance Theme: Caught Up by Death From Above 1979
Entrance Description:(((Caught Up))) by Death From Above 1979 starts up on the P.A. System, the guitars distorted for the first few riffs before the drums kick in. A Tim Burton style black and white swirl with the words “BERT COCAINE” on the tron hypnotically twirled as Bert himself walked out from behind the curtain, his face lit up with excitement, his jaw was almost on the floor, his hands in the air as he was dancing rhythmically with the sharp and short guitar riffs. They were crazy jerks and gestures like a bad interpretive dance. Bert on the other hand felt like he was nailing it, practically floating to the ring.
The song hits the chorus “I’m not caught up like, all the other guys but I’m still caught up on somethin’!” as Bert wraps his arms around fans and kind of moshes for a second, very over-dramatic to emphasize the guitar riff. There was no need for pyros, just chill vibes, good tunes and lots of flashing lights. During the second verse of the song, Bert does his weird dance around the ring towards the other side where he makes another brief mosh pit for the second chorus.
The break down gives Bert enough time to slide into the ring and once the third chorus hits with the “I’M NOT CAUGHT UP LIKE ALLLLL THE OTHER GUYS BUT I’M STILL CAUGHT UP ON SOMETHIN’! ooOooOOOoooOo” Bert goes insane. He throws off his house coat, he throws his sunglasses into the crowd, he throws his hat to the outside as the crowd goes nuts with him. Hair tousled, pre-match Zumba work out with the audience done, Bert was ready to fight.
The song hits the chorus “I’m not caught up like, all the other guys but I’m still caught up on somethin’!” as Bert wraps his arms around fans and kind of moshes for a second, very over-dramatic to emphasize the guitar riff. There was no need for pyros, just chill vibes, good tunes and lots of flashing lights. During the second verse of the song, Bert does his weird dance around the ring towards the other side where he makes another brief mosh pit for the second chorus.
The break down gives Bert enough time to slide into the ring and once the third chorus hits with the “I’M NOT CAUGHT UP LIKE ALLLLL THE OTHER GUYS BUT I’M STILL CAUGHT UP ON SOMETHIN’! ooOooOOOoooOo” Bert goes insane. He throws off his house coat, he throws his sunglasses into the crowd, he throws his hat to the outside as the crowd goes nuts with him. Hair tousled, pre-match Zumba work out with the audience done, Bert was ready to fight.
WRESTLER'S MOVE-SET
Most Used Moves:
Comeback Sequence: Bert doesn’t have a sequence, he just does his best to change the tide with moves to the knees and groin
- Slaps (Backhand and Forehand)
- Chops (All kinds from all directions, back hand, Big Show frying pan etc. He’s just trying to get the meat any which way)
- Bell Clap
- Tree Chopper (Running shoulder block at about knee height, from the front or back)
- Low Blow (any style from hidden from the ref on his knees to a straight up soccer kick)
- Kick to the knee
- California Kiss (Headbutt)
- Pocket Sand (sand hidden in Bert’s pockets that he throws in his opponents eyes and he yells “SH-SHAW” like Dale Gribble)
- Forearm Strikes (Lots of them, to the chin and to the back)
- Sleeper Holds (All kinds, rear naked chokes, guillotines, even simple headlocks always just trying to wrap his arms around his opponents neck from every position)
- Any type of splash from the top rope (Simple moonsaults and dives, nothing overly complicated like 450 splashes or anything but if the crowd is hype, he might try)
Comeback Sequence: Bert doesn’t have a sequence, he just does his best to change the tide with moves to the knees and groin
Trademark/Signature Moves:
- Russian Flashbang (Bert pokes his opponents eyes or uses the Pocket Sand blind his opponent and then he Bell Claps him)
- T.I.T.S (Bert kicks his opponent in the side of the knee and brings him down to one knee. He kicks them again in their other knee and brings them on to both knees. Pointing to the sky, he opens his palm and he slaps his opponent 4 times — Forehand, Backhand, Forehand, BACKHAND as the crowd chants “THIS! IS! THE! SHIT!” after each slap)
Finishing Move(s):
- Pimp Slap (Bert has baby powder in one of his pockets, he powders up his right hand and slaps his opponent across the face leaving a white powder hand print)
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Managed OATH Tag Team Champions “The Runaways” and OATH Tabulasa Rose Champion and Valiant Anarchy Tag Team Champion Jenna Sharpe
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY
Hustler from the streets looking for the next party or the next pay check. For Bert, the two were always hand in hand.
HANDLER INFO
Handler Name:Bert is fine
Twitter Account: @caineinsane
How did you hear about SCUM?: Twitter friend.
Any other OOC Info?: No